pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

currently have thousands of people yelling at me on twitter because i said drinking water regularly is healthier than only drinking soda and coffee occasionally

the water haters have logged on

for the love of god please help me

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

periiwrinkles:

an important update

duskmite:

made a uquiz about ten years too late but uh

ladies! let me tell you what you’d get sent to a 19th century asylum for

deathdaydream:

say-no-to-superwholock:

one time i knew a girl who wrote an entire paper on johnlock for an english class and she made a post on her tumblr about it saying that the teacher had given it back to her with a note saying i ship it too and gave her an A+ but i knew for a fact it wasn’t true because i was assigned to hand back papers that day and in reality she had failed the paper and our teacher had written SEE ME at the top

and then the whole bus clapped

runcibility:

cynicalhippie:

zerotide:

bakufundoshi:

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

If you log into the labyrinth, you can’t complain if you see a minotaur

theincorrectavengers:

simonalkenmayer:

tiktokstowatch:

…

No…

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

daenerya:

let me guess your worst personality trait based on your taste in movies and tv shows

pink-tonguez:

tojibf:

lil nas x finding out he’s an industry plant

lotus-of-light:

umbrawulf:

spideysbff:

This is the only valid tik tok.

Bro….

flightyfinch:

i was talking to my friend last night and she was just luxuriating in her room wearing this plush leopard print robe but then her boyfriend came in to bring her orange slices and he was wearing an IDENTICAL leopard print robe i lost my fucking mind

gordonm99:

sexwitsockson:

daddysneedybunneh:

sexwitsockson:

daddysneedybunneh:

sexwitsockson:

daddysneedybunneh:

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

angelpussyenergy:

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

kee-yaw-nah:

sexwitsockson:

adonischildsupportcase:

hennythingspossible:

sexwitsockson:

queenciityconfidential:

sexwitsockson:

do women like it if you nut alot?

I’m talking like painting faces level

I eat supplements specifically to bust bigger nuts. I hope they enjoy it

SON WHAT.

this man living in 2059

We out here nuttin like hentai characters

Supplement? Like protein? Fuck it Imma bout to just start snorting protein shake powder.

Baptize a chick with my kids.

AHAHAHAHAHAH DEKETE THIS PICTURE

……..But what supplements yall taking tho cuz I NEED THOSE

Yess take those supplements I pray for a hentai nut

Imagine having a prostate massage orgasm while on those pills?

Man lemme find these shits I’m bout to be out here fire hosing my babe on da REAL

Bout to have her looking like a pastry overstuffed with cream fym

*ahem*

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!!!

I can’t speak for any of these other broads but

my main goal is to tip toe to the shower looking like a Jackson Pollack.

Bob fucking Ross me! I want happy little trees all over my happy little bush

Pablo Picasso this Pussy!

Straight Salvador Dali my face …. everything is dripping off my chin.

and if you’re finding yourself creatively blocked I’ll get a sharpie and you and paint me by numbers.

When I say “you” I’m obviously not talking about YOU random tumblr male. Y’all are never realllllllyyy about the energy y’all post about 🙄 so don’t get pressed 😂

I was just answering the aforementioned question of do women like it when guys cum a lot, in my opinion. that is all. 😅

Just so y’all can see the reblog.. hashtagged th most

It’s 1:28am it’s too late for me to stay up and drag her.. I have class in the morning

Also I’m working on being nicer to people.

I’m good luv. I said what tf I said 😂

Wtf