Enemies to lovers romance is the journey from sweetheart (derogatory) to sweetheart (affectionate)
If someone manages to trick 35 different people into thinking they’re dating, I think it should not only not be illegal, but rewarded by a public medal of some kind
what was he even arrested for
Envy 😔
This dude plays Stardew Valley
Fellow emos, this just shook me to my core
the fact they use their ipod just makes this a cinematic masterpiece
why would you wish happy lunar new year to mei from overwatch? shes not real. god. white people and their fucking obsession with cultures represented in fiction.
mei is my girlfriend. who is cantonese.
things I have seen adult, professional archaeologists do, on the clock
- Eat a worm.
- Chant “EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!”
- Launch water balloons across the site at the portable toilet when someone was using it.
- Back the work vehicle up against the door of the portable toilet to trap someone inside.
- “Gently” tap the crew vehicle in front of them with the bumper of their vehicle.
- Discreetly vomit in the bushes due to hangover.
- Intentionally run over roadkill while laughing maniacally.
- “Moon” the work camera.
- Topless Day
- Throw a co-worker into the bog of water-screening run-off sludge.
- Flint-knap right next to a test unit.
- Chase one another around with a dildo they found (and then bag it as an “artifact” and send it back to the lab).
- Draw a smiley face on their hardhat in their own blood.
- Write off a shovel probe because there was a horse standing on the spot that wouldn’t move.
- Yell out, “I peed on a snake! :D”
- Have a shovel fight.
This made me laugh so hard i snorted in my cubicle at work.
NDFJALFJLDSHFDJDSFLHFDSA
PROVE.
This is funny at first, but then you think about the future of Androids and shit
This is like a real thing….
I’d like to thank tumblr radar for the accidental comedy. Stay classy, hand man.
