imlizy:

hierophantgreen:

the year is 2038. disney has purchased the rights to jojo’s bizarre adventure. robert downey jr has just been cast to play joseph in their live action remake of part 3. it’s rumored that chris pratt and tom holland are gonna play jotaro and kakyoin. avdol and polnareff got written out of the script entirely, but they do have a cameo where they’re holding hands at the end (a win for the lgbt community!, a huffingtonpost article states). at the end of the movie, it’s revealed that jotaro has a baby son, who he names josuke. the screen cuts to black.

if robert downey junior is still alive in 2038 i will be forced to intervene